
NAME: Red 'Stang
NUMBER: 289
HOMETOWN: Cicero, IN
OCCUPATION: graphic designer
POSITIONS: jammer, reluctant blocker
BIRTHDAY: September 13
HATES: Lies, manipulation, wishy-washy behavior, computer-generated phone calls, abuse of any kind
LOVES: Quiet nights on the porch with a drink, old books, dive bars, old cars, dirty boys covered in grease
DERBY WIFE: I don't have one! What's up with that?
DERBY INJURIES: Over-extended PCL, broken wrist, minor bruises.
FAVORITE DERBY MOMENTS: Too many to name... nothing like derby to
MEANING OF YOUR DERBY NAME: Two words: Carroll Shelby. Vroooom. Wait, that's three words.
PRE-BOUT RITUALS: systematically going through all my gear and thinking about nothing
TRADEMARK: being so low that hip checks swing harmlessly over my head
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