#: 23
Position: Not a Jammer
Skating since: The wheel was invented.
How I got started skating: Put skates on, one foot at a time.
Hometown: South Bend
Trademarks: Hair so magical it changes color on its own!
Pre-bout rituals: Involves whips, chains, fist bumps, chest bumps and vomit.
Books: "Skating for Dummies"
Movies: "The Royal Tennenbaums," "The Last Mistress"
Best thing about roller derby: Alter ego
Why I call myself a roller girl: Because roller guy would be inaccurate.
Favorite tattoo: My lower back tattoo "I Heart Back Blocking"
Guilty pleasures: Hair dye
Interests off the rink: Hair pulling
Loves: Concubinage
Hates: Prudism
Contact: 1-900-MIX-A LOT or Maehem@circlecitysocialites.com
