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NAME: Cruel Whip

NUMBER: 16 oz

HOMETOWN: Madison, IN

OCCUPATION: Office manager

POSITIONS: Blocker, jammer

BIRTHDAY: June 11

HATES: Having to have a day job

LOVES: Long Island Iced Teas, board games, tube socks, cookie dough

DERBY WIFE: Salacious T

FAVORITE DERBY MOMENTS: My first grand slam -- it was a double!

MEANING OF YOUR DERBY NAME: It means I wasn't creative enough to find a name I liked that wasn't already taken.

PRE-BOUT RITUALS: Setting up the merch table and then pooping.

TRADEMARK: NOM, NOM, NOM

FAVORITE. . .

  • ...skate set-up? Riedell 265 boot, PowerDyne plates, KWIK ABC 9 bearings, Heartless Stalker and Chaser wheels
  • ...song to skate to? Push It (Salt-n-Pepa)
  • ...things about derby? Booty shorts, girls who aren't lame, double entendres
  • ...drinks? Upland's Wheat Ale, Brugge's Bad Kitty and pickle juice.
  • ...foods? Anything I don't have to make for myself.
  • ...things to do off-track? Sleep

CONTACT? cruelwhip@circlecitysocialites.com

 

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