#: 300
Position: Awk-ward!
Skating since: January 2007
How I got started skating: I was trying to impress my ex-boyfriend, ended up impressing my-own-damn-self instead. So, I dumped him and started dating roller derby.
Hometown: In Canada, that’s all I know.
Trademarks: Long Legs, Short Attention Span.
Pre-bout rituals: Before a bout I like to go to the bathroom and splash my face with water, look deep into my own eyes in the mirror and say things like, “You’re a sexy bitch! You’re so tough you eat nails for breakfast! You’re unstoppable! Now get out there and KILL! KILL! KILL!”
Books: Classic Science Fiction, especially Ray Bradbury, Aldous Huxley, Kurt Vonnegut, and George Orwell.
Movies: The Big Lebowski
Best thing about roller derby: Overcoming Your Fears and Realizing Your Potential.
Why I call myself a roller girl: I play roller derby.
Favorite tattoo: I tattooed my name and address on the inside of my left arm. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to refer to it- too many to count!
Guilty pleasures: Sometimes I stick my finger in my belly button and then wipe that finger under the nose of a blocker close to me just before the first whistle. I like to watch them when they realize that smell is from an intimate place of mine.
Drink of choice: Circle City Slap: Vodka, Sprite, ice, and a wedge of lime in a highball glass.
Best song to skate to: “Red Eyed Troll” by The Muffs
Interests off the rink: Lion Taming, Water Marco-Polo, and Flirting
Loves: My Dog/Best friend; Balu, My League & My legs.
Hates: Elitism
Contact: Myspace
