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NAME: Bunnie Low-Browski

NUMBER: 300

HOMETOWN: In Canada, that’s all I know.

POSITION: Awk-ward!

HATES: Elitism

LOVES: My Dog/Best friend; Balu, My League & My legs.

SKATING SINCE: January 2007

HOW I GOT STARTED SKATING: I was trying to impress my ex-boyfriend, ended up impressing my-own-damn-self instead. So, I dumped him and started dating roller derby.

WHY I CALL MYSELF A ROLLER GIRL: I play roller derby.

PRE-BOUT RITUALS: Before a bout I like to go to the bathroom and splash my face with water, look deep into my own eyes in the mirror and say things like, “You’re a sexy bitch! You’re so tough you eat nails for breakfast! You’re unstoppable! Now get out there and KILL! KILL! KILL!”

TRADEMARK: Long Legs, Short Attention Span.

FAVORITE. . .

  • ...song to skate to? “Red Eyed Troll” by The Muffs
  • ...things about derby? Overcoming Your Fears and Realizing Your Potential.
  • ...drinks? Circle City Slap: Vodka, Sprite, ice, and a wedge of lime in a highball glass.
  • ...things to do off-track? Lion Taming, Water Marco-Polo, and Flirting
  • ...books? Classic Science Fiction, especially Ray Bradbury, Aldous Huxley, Kurt Vonnegut, and George Orwell.
  • ...movies? The Big Lebowski
  • ...tattoo? I tattooed my name and address on the inside of my left arm. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to refer to it- too many to count!
  • ...guilty pleasure? Sometimes I stick my finger in my belly button and then wipe that finger under the nose of a blocker close to me just before the first whistle. I like to watch them when they realize that smell is from an intimate place of mine.

CONTACT? Myspace

 

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