
NAME: Bona Contention
NUMBER: Ten7
HOMETOWN: Shelbyville
OCCUPATION: grants – manager, researcher, writer
POSITIONS: blocker, pivot, reluctant jammer
BIRTHDAY: November 3rd
HATES: artificial flavours, boys, cancer, egomaniacs, narrow minds, polyester
LOVES: high heels, long strands of pearls, men, music, natural fibers, stinky cheese
DERBY WIVES: Hellin Hazard & Bambi Lance
DERBY INJURIES: countless dinner plate sized bruises
FAVORITE DERBY MOMENTS: laying out opposing jammers followed by after-after parties, and marriage proposal on a paper plate from a fan in Muskegon
MEANING OF YOUR DERBY NAME: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
PRE-BOUT RITUALS: creative visualization & deep breathing
TRADEMARK: slingshot hip-checkin' skinny chicks
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CONTACT? bonacontention@gmail.com or by telegraph